Kardashian shows

HUSKER 37

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I'm a sympathetic enough man to realize the appeal of the Kardashian shows to women: its porno for chicks. Its the story of three dingy sluts with no jobs, tons of cash, hot guys fawning over them, and endless shopping.

The only, and I do mean ONLY, thing I really want to know about that woman is how many Mexican lawn guys does it take to keep that ape hairless?

 
You may take my man card if you so desire, my only defense being that my gf and her roommate watch it all the time, but she had all the hair on her body laser-ed off.

 
Their celebrity was born out of being 'friends' with another slut-ebrity, Paris Hilton and a sex tape released on the internet. Would I spend a hot weekend with Kim and Kortney? Sadly yes, sorry J-MaMa.

T_O_B

G>B>R

 
The sooner that Cali takes a long jump off a short San Andreas fault the better.

God help the good people still there.

 
I would rather spend a half-hour locked in a dog cage with a rabid wolverine than watch a single episode of the Kardashian's, or any of X-Factor style garbage on Fox, or the "Real" housewives...ect.

:lol: Paul...

 
Kim Kardashian is sexy right up to the point when she opens her mouth to speak. The mom is an over used botox wet dream who thinks she is still 20. Something about the mother reminds me of Linda Hogan when she had her claws dug into Hulk for the whole "Hogan Knows Best" series, where Hulk, Nick and Brooke all had talent, and all Linda had going for her was an old coke head mother who thought she could run the gauntlet with her daughter. The Kardashians show is basically watching Bruce Jenner with this worried look on his face where you are expecting him to say, "Somebody, please help me!"

 
Kim Kardashian is sexy right up to the point when she opens her mouth to speak. The mom is an over used botox wet dream who thinks she is still 20. Something about the mother reminds me of Linda Hogan when she had her claws dug into Hulk for the whole "Hogan Knows Best" series, where Hulk, Nick and Brooke all had talent, and all Linda had going for her was an old coke head mother who thought she could run the gauntlet with her daughter. The Kardashians show is basically watching Bruce Jenner with this worried look on his face where you are expecting him to say, "Somebody, please help me!"
I didn't think he was still physically able to make faces anymore with all the plastic surgery he's done to his face. If you haven't seen it yet, check out SNL's skit on the Kardashians (I think it pertains to Kim's divorce). Pretty funny.

 
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