I don't understand Nebraska's obsession with having a "rival."
We don't need a rival. Every team does not have a rival. Rivalries are something that develop over time, organically. That is not what's happening here. And it sucks.
The main reason this Iowa "rivalry" talk happens every year is because the major news outlets that cover Nebraska football have a huge footprint in Iowa. A huge, HUGE chunk of their audience roots for Iowa, and they have to sell stories to that audience. So they stoke this fire that burns not-so-brightly for most Husker fans to further their own ends. And most fans aren't discerning enough to grasp that, so they just blithely follow along.
To understand why Iowa may or may not be a rival, we need to understand who and what we think Nebraska is.
Nebraska is a team that has won five national championships in the modern era. We have two legendary coaches, hall-of-famers, who have won multiple national championships each, both in the last 50 years. We have three Heisman Trophy winners in that span. I don't even know how many conference championships. Or divisional championships. A lot, each. Nebraska is one of the top five winningest programs in college football. Ever. We are a Baron of the sport. A pillar.
None of the above is an exaggeration. None is hyperbole.
So let's understand who and what Iowa is. Until 2011, we didn't play them regularly.
In the modern era (1965-present) Iowa has been a perennial mid-tier team in the Big Ten. They have no national championships to their name. They have no Heisman Trophy winners. They have no coaches that Nebraska would rather have. They are not in a more enviable position than Nebraska, unless you count the worst period of contemporary Nebraska football, in which Iowa has a better record.
But there's a problem with that metric. Because that is not how Nebraska Fan measures themselves or their team. If you want to claim Iowa as a true rival, you have to accept that what Iowa is or has is what Nebraska wants, or wants to be.
And that is decidedly not the case. And it has not been the case since Nebraska joined the Big Ten, or even before that.
And anyone making the claim that Nebraska aspires to be what Iowa is fundamentally is lying to themselves. Because we endeavor to be regularly relevant on the national stage, frequently compete for the conference title, and occasionally compete for a national championship.
If you claim that's not what Nebraska Football is, or wants to be, you're lying to yourself.
And when you acquiesce to that concept, you cannot claim that Iowa is our rival. Because they are not that, they are not Nebraska's barrier to that, and they never have been that. Ever.
Iowa is no more Nebraska's rival than Minnesota. Or Northwestern. Or Wisconsin.
Iowa may be *a* rival. And that's fine. They're in our division, we play every year, we want to beat them.
But they are not *our* rival. They are not the hurdle we must overcome to achieve our goals. They're just another hurdle.
Finally - and sadly, for those who think Iowa is our rival - Iowa does not consider us to be their rival. They never have. They dislike us, they want to beat us, and they have disdain for us. But that is not a special or unique thing for Iowa Fan. They feel the same way about Wisconsin and Minnesota, and far moreso toward them than toward us.
This rivalry talk is dumb and cheap. It is not reciprocated, and it is forced and inorganic.
It is no different than when
Dan McCarney decided on a whim that Nebraska was Colorado's rival in the 1980s.
Nebraska Fan disdained that designation. It was laughable.
And now we want to be Colorado, and make that same claim?
Ugh. No.
For god's sake, let's have more dignity than that.