Okay, which one of you's behind this?

knapplc said:
That's off the top of my head.

And if that doesn't prove I spend way too much time here, nothing will.
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off the top of your head? i feel like those talking points are etched onto my soul for eternity. i must spend way too much time here.

 
knapplc said:
#9wins was good enough for Tom Osborne.Taylor Martinez is the best quarterback to ever play for Nebraska. Harvey Perlman meddles in the program too much. Bo Pelini inherited a wrecked ship, Osborne inherited a team that had won two of the previous three national championships. The cameras always focus on Bo. Tape-gate. Bo can't recruit. Bill Callahan didn't wear Nebraska gear to a presser once. Aaron Green didn't get a fair chance. Neither did Cody Green. It's not easy being Green. Too many 11am games. Tim Miles is better at social media than Bo. Hire Scott Frost. Barney Cotton is the root of all our woes. A player said something on twitter. So much for Nebraska being the greatest fans. It's the defense. :01 second on the clock in 2009. We should be back in the Big XII.
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He didn't wear any Oakland Raiders gear at pressers either.

 
darkhorse85 said:
knapplc said:
#9wins was good enough for Tom Osborne.Taylor Martinez is the best quarterback to ever play for Nebraska. Harvey Perlman meddles in the program too much. Bo Pelini inherited a wrecked ship, Osborne inherited a team that had won two of the previous three national championships. The cameras always focus on Bo. Tape-gate. Bo can't recruit. Bill Callahan didn't wear Nebraska gear to a presser once. Aaron Green didn't get a fair chance. Neither did Cody Green. It's not easy being Green. Too many 11am games. Tim Miles is better at social media than Bo. Hire Scott Frost. Barney Cotton is the root of all our woes. A player said something on twitter. So much for Nebraska being the greatest fans. It's the defense. :01 second on the clock in 2009. We should be back in the Big XII.
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Better throw something in there about Eichorst for good measure too.
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I forgot "Bo only hires his friends" too. Bugger.

 
knapplc said:
I forgot "Bo only hires his friends" too. Bugger.
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...Bo doesn't play backups enough. ESPN sucks and the media hates Nebraska. Stars don't matter ---> Our average stars are higher than our ranking suggests! Signing small classes hurts your rankings. Signing large classes means you recruit more lower ranked players so it hurts your ranking. More option. What happened to the fullback? Callahan got rid of the entire walk-on program. Does Bo ever take a good picture? The best fans come from naturally strong families....

 
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This really should be a spreadsheet.

Speaking of spreadsheets, I found a spreadsheet I was working on (and subsequently forgot about) back in November after Bosuvius exploded during the Iowa game. I'll have to write up my little article post about it.

I have too many spreadsheets.

 
It's been 21 years and Penn State still doesn't have a true rival, they tried forcing Michigan State on them and it never turned into anything. I'm just saying you all assume Wisconsin is just going to turn into a rival but we'll have to wait and see.

 
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