Pic Wars

[Redman]

Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences secretly hires an assassin to terminate Michael Bay. For Michael Bay's assassination plan, the assassin watched Grosse Pointe Blanke. Thus, making Michael Bay's death as uninteresting and COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL as his films. (have you seen Bay's list of films, WOW does he suck).

 

[papersun87]

Tom Cruise makes them too embarrassed to admit they ever worked in the film industry.

 

[cmb23]

Tom Cruise's career comes to an end when the crate his 5'2" a$$ has been standing on all these years breaks...

 

[bennychico11]

Michael Bay destroys Transformers as a whole

speaking of Michael Bay...watch this:

hilarious

 

[westgatehusker]

but disney saves his career by allowing him to play the same person in all his movies, for them.

 

[cmb23]

Disney folds amongst allegations of it's employees drug and sex problems...

 

[papersun87]

 

[westgatehusker]

try's out for the a part in pixars monsters inc. , but doesn't make the part because he isn't tall enough to be the small green character on the right.

 

[westgatehusker]

double post

 

[papersun87]

The diminutive actor moves on from the film industry and finds a career in athletics.

 

[bennychico11]

The diminutive actor moves on from the film industry and finds a career in athletics.

unfortunately he falls into the world of steroid usage in order to get a leg up on the competition

 

[papersun87]

Random drug testing. PWNT!

 

[westgatehusker]

new untestestable steriod

 

[General Blackshirt]

Teammate who also uses them squeals..

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Baseball to the head puts him in a coma...