"Redux's Recipes for the Refined"

teachercd said:
Do you have a one for Pop Tarts?
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I have a Fudge Round recipe that's to die for!

JJ Husker said:
One question for us non-culinary folks; How many years of experience is required to attempt these? I mean they sound delish but I just don't think I have any business attempting them. Id probably mess up and drive to McDonald's for dipping sauce or I might confuse Totinos and Tombstone. I'm sure I'd find a way to mess it up.
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Believe it or not, there are no class requirements to attempt any of these recipes! And to be honestl, improving is encouraged to appeal to a wider variety of taste buds.

 
Redux said:
This one takes me back friends.  It was 2005, I had a broken jaw from self inflicted wounds.  I couldn't chew food but had a hankering for something besides liquid food.  So I invented this gem of a concept and over the years have tweaked it to a perfect family meal.  I call it, blended pizza!  What you'll need:

2 Tostinos Pizza's (pick your faves or mix it up)

1 bottle cheesey ranch, Kraft makes a good one

1 food processor

1 bag shredded cheese (find one that pairs well with your pizza)

I oven safe baking dish

-First, bake your pizzas up.

-Once done, cut into tiny squares with a pizza cutter

-Dump squares into food processor, squirt ranch on top to make blending process go smoother.  Probably do 1 pizza at a time or even half a pizza at a time.

-Spread blend into baking dish, layer cheese on top of it

-Bake at 300 for 5 minutes or until you just can't wait any longer

-Serve up lasagna style

Unfortunately no pic for this one, next time I make this I'll be sure to start several threads for pics of it!
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This is a joke right?

 
I didn't like the cereal recipe. Only my mom can get the cereal to milk ratio right, so it should have said something about having her pour the chocolate milk.

 
This one I created in High School while listening to Michael Bolton probably.

What you'll need:

One measuring bowl

Bag of Marshmallows, the big ones

Bag of semi sweet chocolate chips

-Dump in marshmallows until roughly 3/4 full

-Dump chocolate chips in until you are satisfied

-Set mixture into microwave

-Microwave until it's just about to start rolling over the sides volcano style, will not take long

-Stir with a metal spoon

-Eat immediately with same spoon, faster the better because it will start turning to concrete

-Fill empty bowl with water and leave in sink for next poor sap that does dishes

 
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"Fudgy Butterfinger Dream Sammich"

What you'll need:

1 Fudge Round

2 Butterfinger Fun Size

1 butter knife

1 glass of milk

-Expertly slice the Fudge Round down the center

-Carefully open bot fun size bars

-Delicately place each on either side of the round

-Mathematically put the other half the round back on top

-Scarf down on this bad boy

-Down the glass of milk

 
Okay, so I tried it last night and I am clearly messing it up...I was trying the cereal one...my question is this...where does the milk go?

I tried pouring the milk on the counter next to the bowl...I tried pouring the milk on the bowl after turning the bowl upside down...nothing seemed to get the cereal wet.

Thoughts?

 
Redux said:
This one I created in High School while listening to Michael Bolton probably.

What you'll need:

One measuring cup

Bag of Marshmallows, the big ones

Bag of semi sweet chocolate chips

-Dump in marshmallows until roughly 3/4 full

-Dump chocolate chips in until you are satisfied

-Set mixture into microwave

-Microwave until it's just about to start rolling over the sides volcano style, will not take long

-Stir with a metal spoon

-Eat immediately with same spoon, faster the better because it will start turning to concrete

-Fill empty bowl with water and leave in sink for next poor sap that does dishes
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I don't understand this one. What's the measuring cup for? How does a bowl get dirty? 

 
I don't mean to be THAT guy but I told ya so. I could tell from the git go that these culinary gems would be way too advanced for the typical Huskerboarder. Maybe try something simpler  :dunno

 
I've got one. I call it Sartines.

1 can of sardines

5 saltines

Put as many sardines as you can fit on a saltine. Then eat the sardines and the saltines. This might also work in a blender, but I haven't tried it yet.

Sorry, I just noticed the topic was "Redux's Recipes..."

 
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Moiraine said:
I've got one. I call it Sartines.

1 can of sardines

5 saltines

Put as many sardines as you can fit on a saltine. Then eat the sardines and the saltines. This might also work in a blender, but I haven't tried it yet.

Sorry, I just noticed the topic was "Redux's Recipes..."
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I have a pretty wild variation on this one. Unfortunately mine doesn’t have a name....possibly Kipper Crackers???

1 tin of Kipper snacks

6-8 saltines

1 fork

Using the fork, dig out enough of the Kipper snacks to cover a cracker. Eat. Repeat.

For more formal occasions you can load up all the crackers and arrange them on a plate before eating them.

I can post pictures if I lost anybody there.

 
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