So do you regularly bash your head with hammer when you interact with people online or is that special to us?Ahhhhhh you turds know how to make a guy feel good. So much has happened since I've been gone. Well not all of these happened since my last post, but they are still pretty sweet.
1) Jake Cotton fell on his Vote for Dr. Tom button on national television.
2) Vershan Jackson forgot to go to court for buying a brick of hippie lettuce. Can't really blame him though.....he was f*ckin high for Christ's sake. I'd forget to.
3) Purify punched a doorman and some chick at the Foxy Lady, cause they wouldn't let him and his butt jockey pal in to watch the Nebraska Fried Mayonnaise Ball eating Championship. I know that punching girls is a Husker tradition, but why the doorman?
4) Not really sure where to start with Scott Strasburger. I'd love to rail on this crackhead, but the bumper car trip he took with his kid in the car is too disgusting even for me to make fun of. POS
5) Nick Povendo - Murder
6) Coach Rick Kazenski choked his wife. This one actually make sense. He was a defensive coach for a team that chokes all the time.
Since you moved to the Big Who Cares it hasn't been as much fun to come here. I mean its pretty funny when Northwestern and Minnesota beat you.
I have to admit I already miss Little Bo Peep.
Keep up the good work keeping the Lincoln and Omaha police busy. GO BYU!
That is SHOCKING!Ahhhhhh you turds know how to make a guy feel good. So much has happened since I've been gone. Well not all of these happened since my last post, but they are still pretty sweet.
1) Jake Cotton fell on his Vote for Dr. Tom button on national television.
2) Vershan Jackson forgot to go to court for buying a brick of hippie lettuce. Can't really blame him though.....he was f*ckin high for Christ's sake. I'd forget to.
3) Purify punched a doorman and some chick at the Foxy Lady, cause they wouldn't let him and his butt jockey pal in to watch the Nebraska Fried Mayonnaise Ball eating Championship. I know that punching girls is a Husker tradition, but why the doorman?
4) Not really sure where to start with Scott Strasburger. I'd love to rail on this crackhead, but the bumper car trip he took with his kid in the car is too disgusting even for me to make fun of. POS
5) Nick Povendo - Murder
6) Coach Rick Kazenski choked his wife. This one actually make sense. He was a defensive coach for a team that chokes all the time.
Since you moved to the Big Who Cares it hasn't been as much fun to come here. I mean its pretty funny when Northwestern and Minnesota beat you.
I have to admit I already miss Little Bo Peep.
Keep up the good work keeping the Lincoln and Omaha police busy. GO BYU!