Minnesota_husker
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It was a dreary September morn... the dew was still clinging to the grass as i woke up.. planning on watching the Huskers play the Hokies. I hadn't had a Saturday off in a few weeks, so the night before.. parties were had, and drinks were drank...
As i stretched, i noticed the dead hooker laying next to me.. DRAT.. not again.( as Knapp knows, hooker blood is the hardiest to get out of bed sheets)
I yawned, and decided i would take care of her later... I went down stairs, and had my traditional breakfast- 2 pounds of bacon and a few beers.
My roommates were all gone, so after taking a crap in there night stand drawers, i found myself bored. I wanted to talk Husker football, so I went to Google.
I typed in the letter H--- of course Google knew what i wanted-- "Hooker removal services" auto typed itself in.. I erased that and tried to continue my search for Husker message board.... Typing in HU got me "Husky gals.com"
After an hour of porn sites.. I finally got "Husker message board" in to the google search bar and Huskerboard showed up.
The rest is history.. and by history i mean- Defensive End(voted by y'all), Towel boy, Corner-back and of course hot chick draft winner. I wouldnt calll myself a legend.. But everyone else does.
No.. I am not apart of a d!(k clique.. or a triangle of awesomeness.. instead, i am part of Bucky's alter egos.... sometimes me and Deckedinblack play cribbage when Bucky wants to post under his own name.
That is my 100% honest, not created story..... Still needing to get that hooker blood out of my bed sheets.
As i stretched, i noticed the dead hooker laying next to me.. DRAT.. not again.( as Knapp knows, hooker blood is the hardiest to get out of bed sheets)
I yawned, and decided i would take care of her later... I went down stairs, and had my traditional breakfast- 2 pounds of bacon and a few beers.
My roommates were all gone, so after taking a crap in there night stand drawers, i found myself bored. I wanted to talk Husker football, so I went to Google.
I typed in the letter H--- of course Google knew what i wanted-- "Hooker removal services" auto typed itself in.. I erased that and tried to continue my search for Husker message board.... Typing in HU got me "Husky gals.com"
After an hour of porn sites.. I finally got "Husker message board" in to the google search bar and Huskerboard showed up.
The rest is history.. and by history i mean- Defensive End(voted by y'all), Towel boy, Corner-back and of course hot chick draft winner. I wouldnt calll myself a legend.. But everyone else does.
No.. I am not apart of a d!(k clique.. or a triangle of awesomeness.. instead, i am part of Bucky's alter egos.... sometimes me and Deckedinblack play cribbage when Bucky wants to post under his own name.
That is my 100% honest, not created story..... Still needing to get that hooker blood out of my bed sheets.
.... WHY?
