The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Shawn Watson wants to know what in the hell diversity is?

Shawn Watson believes diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson's the reason the Eagles hate each other

 

[PaulCrewe]

Saw Shawn Watson on COPS last night. Dumb bastard got caught huffing spray paint again.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson wants to know what in the hell diversity is?

Shawn Watson believes diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war.

Shawn Watson was looking for this response. Shawn Watson is happy to give you a +1. And also, Shawn Watson doesn't think the network affiliates are too concerned over an old, old wooden ship.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is a professional when it comes to playing the jazz flute. He ain't to shabby on the skin flute either

 

[jsneb83]

Last night I saw Shawn Watson walking by Memorial Stadium and I asked him, "What are you doing here Shawn?" He just said that he was stopping by to wish the coaches good luck, but as I saw him leaving he had Coach Beck's playbook in his hand.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson called Tim Beck last night to give him some advice. If a play is not working, just keep running it, it will work eventually. Tim Beck seemed to listen with all the options he called.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson wishes he was John Holmes

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson misses passing the blame for piss poor offensive performances

 

[Ratt Mhule]

What a crazy party! I woke up on the floor in Shawn Watson's rec room and he would NOT stop screaming.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson has a fever, and the only cure is more zone read next weekend!

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson never lets the party get the best of him

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson put Icy Hot in Brian Kelly's underwear. LINK

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson would be that guy

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Last night I saw five guys beating up Shawn Watson. So I jumped in to try to help. So then it was SIX guys and we totally kicked his a$$!