The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[PaulCrewe]

Last night I saw five guys beating up Shawn Watson. So I jumped in to try to help. So then it was SIX guys and we totally kicked his a$$!

C'mon we all know Shawn Watson pummeled all your rudy poo candy asses.

Shawn Watson says if it was Chuck Norris then he'd believe ya.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson once caught Chuck Norris crying. Feeling sorry for Chuck Norris, Shawn Watson taught him the round house kick.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is still refusing to waive his right of litigation against the B1G conference if Nebraska is allowed into the league. Way to hold onto hope good buddy!!!!

 

[jsneb83]

Shawn Watson would like to thank everyone who tuned in to watch another stellar performance by his QBs.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Even Shawn Watson can't Pinkel himself

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson would like to thank everyone who tuned in to watch another stellar performance by his QBs.

I was watching, and laughing the whole time. Shawn Watson, you made my night just a little bit better.

 

[GM_Tood]

Shawn Watson does stand-up comedy on the side...on Saturdays.

 

[kansas husker]

Shawn watson blames his farts on the dog.

 

[GM_Tood]

Shawn watson blames his farts on the dawg.

fixed

 

[308_Husker]

Shawn Watson doesn't have an opinion on Israel.

 

[GSG]

Shawn watson blames his farts on the dawg.

fixed

fixed

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson says fantasy football is fixed

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Shawn Watson beatboxed his way out of a gang fight. I guess his stint at the Fame school wasn't a waste of time after all, MOMMA WATSON!

 

[308_Husker]

Shawn Watson adjusts himself in public. Even when he knows you're looking.

 

[NUpolo8]

Shawn Watson forwarded a Huskerboard link to a few UW fans so this board would have something to do for two weeks.