The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Screw you McBurgertown, for making Shawn Watson all strokey.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson's got a barn full of zombies!!

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson torched my Neil Diamond albums. He is a monster..2..3..4.. BA BA!! BADA BA BA BADA BA

 

[ADS]

If Shawn Watson cooked anymore slowley he wouldn't need an egg timer, he would need an egg calender.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson has his own podcast about meat. It's called "Shawn Watson's Meat & Greet"

 

[GSG]

That's what Shawn Watson is calling his face now, the "Girl Catcher."

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson drinks PBR and loves the show "I'm white trash, and I got caught".

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson's mommas so poor when she gets mad she can't afford to fly off the handle she has to greyhound off the handle.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watsons momma so poor she uses cherrios as earings.

 

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Shawn Watsons momma so poor she wears one shoe, and when people ask her where her other shoe is she tells them "I havn't found another one yet".

 

[Singe]

Shawn Watsons a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.

 

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Shawn Watsons momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watsons momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Hey, leave the mother's out of this! **fixes aspeedlin's tie** Its unnecessary. Besides Im sure Shawn Watson here is just upset because he got fired from Nebraska.

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson's mommas so poor she cant even pay attentionnnnnnnn

 

[knapplc]

Shawn Watson's mommas so poor she cant even pay attentionnnnnnnn

Hey, hey! Let's get off of moms. After all, Shawn Watson just got off yours.