The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson's mommas so poor she cant even pay attentionnnnnnnn

Hey, hey! Let's get off of moms. After all, Shawn Watson just got off yours.

 

[sd'sker]

Shawn Watson's mommas so poor she cant even pay attentionnnnnnnn

Hey, hey! Let's get off of moms. After all, Shawn Watson just got off yours.

classic burn.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson's mommas so poor she cant even pay attentionnnnnnnn

Hey, hey! Let's get off of moms. After all, Shawn Watson just got off yours.

Shawn Watson you smugg bastard, my mom's back hasn't been the same since she gave you that piggy back ride.

 

[Singe]

Shawn Watson puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

 

[sd'sker]

shawn watson wished weeden good luck before his game against iowa st.

hey, do you think if someone criticized weeden, mike gundy would still do his 'i'm a man' rant? i mean weeden is only like 6 years younger than him, or something.

 

[TK34]

Shawn Watson hid behind the College Gameday set last Saturday and yelled "Oh, F*** it!" at just the right time, making it appear that Lee Corso actually said it.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson pissed on my boot and told me it was raining.

 

[sd'sker]

Shawn Watson pissed on my boot and told me it was raining.

shawn watson couldn't get piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shaen Watson thinks a turkey leg is perfectly fine substitution for a butt plug. Especially with a little cranberry sauce lube.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson still wishes every mortal a Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[AK-47]

I thought I saw Shawn Watson driving in Omaha today. I threw a urine bomb at him. Turns out not to be Shawn Watson. I didn't apologize because he didn't apologize for looking like the Shawn.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wants to know where all the titties and butt cheeks are

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson wnats to know where all the white women at?

 

[knapplc]

Shawn Watson sits behind you in class playing Maroon 5 on his iPod.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson sits behind you in class playing Maroon 5 on his phone.

Shawn Watson is officially dead to me now...