The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

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Shawn Watson hates thin mints

 

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Shawn Watson got the whole class sick

 

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Shawn Watson gave me a 98% on the final that I needed 100% on

 

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Shawn Watson outlawed Four Lokos

 

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Back in 82', Shawn Watson could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

 

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Back in 82', Shawn Watson could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

Shawn Watson bet me he could throw a football over that mountain.

 

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Shawn Watson is a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.

 

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Shawn Watson takes candy from babies.

 

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Shawn Watson not only crashes weddings, but he also crashes funerals.

 

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Shawn Watson will refrain from showering until people can smell his chode from 20 feet away.

 

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Shawn Watson's mom is going out with...... SQUEAK!!

 

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For 5 dolla, Shawn Watson make you holla.

 

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Shawn Watson eats his candy bars with a knife and fork.

 

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Shawn Watson never wipes down the machines at the gym.

 

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Shawn Watson turned NPH gay.