The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

Shawn Watson won't leggo my Eggo.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson does the tube steak boogie.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson came to get down, came to get down, so get out your seat and jump around. Jump around.

 

[kansas husker]

Shawn Watson is trying to make the Shawn Watson thread cyclical

Shawn Watson turned Doogie Howser gay

Shawn Watson turned NPH gay.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson wants you to tongue his bung, while you juggle his balls in one hand, and play with his a-hole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then he wants to pinky you while he sticks in your f'ing friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and f'ing spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, he wants to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull his nutsack up over his d!(k so it looks like a bullfrog. Then he wants you to f'ing flick his nuts while your friend spanks him off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, y'all throw the Dixie cup out.

Shawn Watson is a sick, perverted pedophile

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson sings love music in the shower

 

[GMoose]

Cam Newton didn't come to Nebraska because Shawn Watson only offered him $175,000

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson likes the Patriots, Lakers, and Yankees

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson gave Eddie George the 1995 Heisman Trophy

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson told Tom Osborne to go for two

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson made up the Mayan calendar

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson is trying to make the Shawn Watson thread cyclical

Shawn Watson turned Doogie Howser gay

Shawn Watson turned NPH gay.

It's true. Shawn Watson put a gun to my head and made me copy PaulCrewe's post.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson has wet dreams about being Gus Malzahn.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson caused the zombie apocalypse.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is trying to make the Shawn Watson thread cyclical

Shawn Watson turned Doogie Howser gay

Shawn Watson turned NPH gay.

It's true. Shawn Watson put a gun to my head and made me copy PaulCrewe's post.

Shawn Watson says(in the Nelson from the SImpsons voice) HA HA