The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

Shawn Watson's car is so powerful, it can’t get speeding tickets; diplomatic immunity. It parks wherever it wants, regardless of street cleaning. You want a ride? Better say the pledge of allegiance. Twice. Don’t even make him tell you to wipe your feet.

 

[GM_Tood]

I, Shawn Watson, have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

 

[jsneb83]

Shawn Watson would like to invite everyone to watch the Louisville game on ESPN2 tonight as it will be his first official game as OC for the Cardinals. Should be fun.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson love boobies in his face

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson love boobies in his face

Actually, Shawn Watson loves moobies in his face. Simple mistake.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Did Shawn Watson say yeah sure or yes sir?

 

[JJ Husker]

Can't you see, Lord can't you see

what that Watson been doin to me.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson suggest you lower your weapon or he will be forced to thrash you

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson thinks PaulCrewe is a dipsh*t and he can *try* and go f#*k himself

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson thinks PaulCrewe is a dipsh*t and he can *try* and go f#*k himself

I consider this the greatest honor any person on this board could bestow on me. Thank you Shawn Watson, I know it came from the heart. I am honored. +1 sir

 

[GBRsal]

Shawn Watson would like to butter your muffin

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson will take pleasure in gutin' you bohy!

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson lives by 1 rule.

Rules:

1. A gentleman always pulls out.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson challenges you to a Bro Down!

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson looks like Bret Butler after a karate class