The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Shawn Watson likes to go by the name Silky Johnson.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson hacked the Ohio punter's Twitter account to diss Boise, Idaho

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Shawn Watson started the Stoops to Nebraska rumors.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson killed a thousand Gamecocks with the jawbone of an a$$.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson puts the TP on the roller with the paper towards the wall.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson wasn’t involved in the point shaving in Hawaii. But he did shave his a$$ there once.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson has been sending the same birthday card for twelve years now to his grandma with Alzheimers.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson starred in 90s porn films under the stage name d!(k Rammin.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Shawn Watson created Diabeties.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson has been sending the same birthday card for twelve years now to his grandma with Alzheimers.

:LOLtartar

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is just EPICLY AWESOME!!!!!!!

and we are all just pawns in his game

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson is very disappointed at how long it is taking to get to page 48. With this piss poor performance how will page 50 ever be reached.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson is very disappointed at how long it is taking to get to page 48. With this piss poor performance how will page 50 ever be reached.

Shawn Watson will buy everyone who has contributed in this thread a beer if we get to 50 pages.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson only drinks Zimas

 

[Rocketsocks]

Shawn Watson only drinks Zimas

Shawn Watson is definitely an appletini man.