The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson likes to hide my lip balm.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson wakes up drunk in other peoples rooms...

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson went down on a chick, and got a yeast infection on his face

 

[Excel]

Shawn Watson went down on a chick, and got a yeast infection on his face

Is this possible? I've heard one of those "friend has a friend" stories where a guy got one from a lap dance....

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson went down on a chick, and got a yeast infection on his face

Is this possible? I've heard one of those "friend has a friend" stories where a guy got one from a lap dance....

It is, guy that lived across the hall from me had it happen.... Bread Face

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson went down on a chick, and got a yeast infection on his face

Is this possible? I've heard one of those "friend has a friend" stories where a guy got one from a lap dance....

It is, guy that lived across the hall from me had it happen.... Bread Face

:rollin

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson was so drunk, he dropped a lit cigarette in his lap, but put it out when he pee'd himself

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson flies Southwest! f#*k bag fees!

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson lets his friends f#*k the ugly ones

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson cargo strapped somebody in a porta potty, and tipped it over

 

[Excel]

Shawn Watson doesn't think Nickelback is all that bad. He's no fan but he has a couple songs on his zune.

Oh and Shawn Watson has a zune.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson was nearly killed by an elderly Italian lady while skinny dipping at a kegger...

 

[Excel]

Shawn Watson has an extensive DVD collection of Lifetime original movies.

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson gets all his fashion tips from Mike Nobler. And gets all his women from IHOP.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson wrecked his car trying to eat a tuna fish sandwich