The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson broke his own neck trying to suck his d!(k

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson will only watch the "Crying Game" alone

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson's nickname in high school was pickle f*cker

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson had to go up the Nung river to kill Col Kurtz

 

[walksalone]

If Shawn Watson was in Top Gun, his call sign would be "Pivot Man"

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson's side gig is the pitchman for Astroglide

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson encourages you all to Google the word "Santorum"

You're welcome.

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson is nearsighted from the far side.

 

[knapplc]

Shawn Watson is nearsighted from the far side.

So.... this was his last conversation with Dr. Tom before he left?

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson is f*cking impressed with this group of panty sniffin', tit suckling, sh*t stained numnutz. Well done 50 pages, where the f#*k is Shawn Watson's blow!?

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson was charged $14.95 per night at the Whitney Hotel. But he stiffed them for the bill.

 

[NUance]

He stiffed them. Because Shawn Watson is a Game c$%k.

 

[ZRod]

When the f#*k did Shawn Watson get ice cream?

 

[HuskerShark]

Shawn Watson played Doc in Back To The Future

 

[Haspula]

Shawn Watson knows how to dougie