The Out Of Context Quotes Thread

[HuskerShark]

CRAP...Can't get it bigger...must...find...a way...?

AHHHHH!!! Beat me to it! +1

 

[HuskerShark]

he's not a great penetrator

--Mel Kiper Jr.

 

[The Dude]

AHHHHH!!! Beat me

 

[2ndNnine]

potty

 

[HuskerShark]

Its not a Thursday without a new bang.

 

[HANC]

I was watching the HS girl's State BB tourney today and one of the girl's last name was "Seaman"...... During the broadcast, I am half-assed asleep, but the announcer says " and there's seaman all over the ball"...... being 42, yet thinking like a 14 year old, I laughed out loud !

 

[The Dude]

No more Evans getting abused in the slot.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Love his size...Obviously something you cant teach.

 

[NUance]

my manhood is going into any hole

 

[knapplc]

This looks to get bigger before it gets smaller.

 

[HuskerShark]

Quote from Bo from today's post-practice presser:

We play a lot of defensive backs. Sometimes we gotta tag-team 'em.

 

[The Dude]

I WANT THE FULL THING!

 

[Haspula]

knapplc thread title:

Turner embracing new opportunity at receiver

 

[HUSKER 37]

Signed my son up on facebook this weekend and was just checking his wall...

My Son

its hailing!?!?!?......... in Arizona?!?!?!?!

jake something (classmate)

· ·dude i was on my tramp when it was...

.....IT WAS AAAAAWWWWWEEEEESSSSSOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Son

cool

Me

hope you mean trampoline

 

[HuskerShark]

I officially nominate myself to travel to where this idiot lives and sternfully fill the back of his throat with my size 14