The Out Of Context Quotes Thread

[The Dude]

I feel your pain. In a previous job I have been to the bowels

I have had to drive as fast as possible to the nearest convenience store to use the hand sink. It's not pretty.

Hand sanitizer is your friend.

 

[NUance]

penis isn't as big as Walksalone's

 

[knapplc]

oh boy...wife got on

 

[knapplc]

It already looks huge now.

 

[NUance]

in favor of a more penetration

 

[HuskerShark]

such a big tool.

 

[knapplc]

The Curse of the Cornerback Commits Who Can't Come may at last be at an end!

 

[NUance]

^^ Or how about this?

Can't Come

 

[knapplc]

That is cheating.

 

[NUance]

I've been doing a lot of cheating in this thread. :lol:

 

[jsneb83]

Would you give it back?

... three inches wide. The hole ... three-and-a-half inches wide.

 

[The Dude]

I've been doing a lot of cheating

 

[Ratt Mhule]

don't mind going to a pool and swimming in the potty of about half a dozen six-year-olds

 

[Ratt Mhule]

have the complete set of herpes. And probably a new type of mushroom growing.

 

[jsneb83]

CRAP...Can't get it bigger...must...find...a way...?