The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[sd'sker]

More like SEMENtics

Nailed it

you're one of the best.

 

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More like SEMENtics

Nailed it

you're one of the best.

 

[NUpolo8]

.....

 

[Redux]

Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep. And Im in a great mood. So might I suggest you guys buy eachother a beer and give eachother blowjobs. I think youll all feel alot better.

 

[carlfense]

Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep.

Who was the lucky guy?

 

[Redux]

Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep.

Who was the lucky guy?

Yo mamma

 

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Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep.

Who was the lucky guy?

Yo mamma

He clearly said guy

 

[huKSer]

Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep.

Who was the lucky guy?

Yo mamma

He clearly said guy

Momma's a tranny?

 

[ZRod]

Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep.

Who was the lucky guy?

Yo mamma

He clearly said guy

You've never seen her mustache?

 

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I'm going to need pics, for scientific reasons.

 

[Redux]

Somebody once told me the key to happiness is a beer and a blowjob everyday. I had both Yesterday on top of very little sleep.

Who was the lucky guy?

Yo mamma

He clearly said guy

Momma Goes by the name Jim now. But she still knows how to take care of a feller.

 

[ShawnWatson]

More like SEMENtics

Nailed it

you're one of the best.

Guy looks like such a bad boy in this gif. Triple D, you guys.

 

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Is that gif taking you to flavor town?

 

[carlfense]

 

[NUpolo8]

Sometimes you have to step back before taking another step forward.

I like this, weeks later and you still come off as the gay best friend preaching to Bo as Katherine Hiegel after yet another letdown.