Thread of Hate

Call me snarky, but I f'ing hate it when I hear "GOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEeeeeeed!"

Most of the time it's some drunkass whose voice sounds pubescent and shrieks in my eardrums. Then repeats the yell about 8 times to the point where nobody else is f'ing saying it back. I never do this f'ing chant.

 
Call me snarky, but I f'ing hate it when I hear "GOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEeeeeeed!"

Most of the time it's some drunkass whose voice sounds pubescent and shrieks in my eardrums. Then repeats the yell about 8 times to the point where nobody else is f'ing saying it back. I never do this f'ing chant.
What about this one:

Leeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt's geeeeetttttttttttt druuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk!

 
I hate when I go pee and my body decides this is the perfect time to send a chill throughout my body, thus turning my penis into an uncontrollable fire hose on full blast.

 
I hate the fact that the Ignition remix could possibly get stuck in anybody's head.

I only listened to part of it once, about 2 minutes ago, and hate it so much I'll never give it another chance to possibly get stuck in my head.

If that song was ever stuck in my head I'd kill myself and be elated for the relief being dead provided.

I hate that I was going to say I hated d-bags who stroll around with their bluetooth earpiece like they're so important they can't be bothered to lift a f'n phone up to their f'n head but Badgerfan beat me to it, making me look like a dbag stealing ideas. I don't care how handy you think that crap is, it makes ya look like (or confirms that you are) a douche.

I hate hockey hate. #1 Husker Football #2 Any Hockey #3 Other football.

I hate walking into Walmart. Period. Hate that f'n place and all the f'n idiots that get paid to work there apparently for the sole purpose of p!ssing me off because they don't know jacksh#t. The fact that they have 42 checkout lanes but only 3 max are ever open even when there about a thousand customers in the store. And I really hate the lady in the express checkout lane, the last time I was there, who had a whole cart full of sh#t and when I said something to her about it, she couldn't understand enough english to figure it out and the b#tch checking her out acted like I was the jerk doing it wrong.

 
I used to hate Badgerfan, but now that his avatar features a couple of Huskers, you gotta love the guy. He's fitting right in.

 
I hate teams that play easy schedules and then act like they were cheated the chance of being the national championship game.

I hate putting things into categories.

I hate Missouri fans.

I hate when commentators scream into the microphone in intense moments in a football game.

I hate when I make an argument and then somebody says something completely irrelevant and acts like they won the argument. No. You didn't. I justg got tired of hearing what you had to say.

 
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