Trump’s Accomplishments…at levels never seen before (2025 version)

Like, if you were beamed here from a different planet and had zero knowledge of how the elections actually work mechanically, but were introduced to the concept of voting to select leaders, and results representing the will of the people, it would make zero sense to you why one little square of land would have a vote that ended 50.1% to 49.9%, with 100% of the points going to the winner
Why?   You have to have a winner and loser unless you are gonna say the winner governs for 51% of the time and the loser 49% of the time.   Congressional elections are that way…100% to the winner, Senate elections are that 100% to then winner, Presidential elections are also that way….100% to the winner, just in a different format.  

 
What could possibly go wrong with exiting the world stage in order to pay for tax cuts for the oligarchs?  It's not like China will try to fill the void.  And anyone care to take a stab as to why Egypt would be exempt from this?  Israel being exempt is gotta make the Palestinian supporters who sat out the election say "ouch...stop eating my face". 

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/24/state-department-foreign-aid-pause-00200510

'"Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Friday issued new guidance halting spending on most existing foreign aid grants for 90 days. The order, which shocked State Department officials, appears to apply to funding for military assistance to Ukraine.

Rubio’s guidance, issued to all diplomatic and consular posts, requires department staffers to issue “stop-work orders” on nearly all “existing foreign assistance awards,” according to the document, which was obtained by POLITICO. It is effective immediately."
Thank you for getting this thread back on track. There’s plenty of other topics to rehash the election. This is for the glorious, never before seen in this country levels of winning that Trump is so wonderfully bestowing upon us.

 
Why?   You have to have a winner and loser unless you are gonna say the winner governs for 51% of the time and the loser 49% of the time.   Congressional elections are that way…100% to the winner, Senate elections are that 100% to then winner, Presidential elections are also that way….100% to the winner, just in a different format.  




If you were starting from scratch, and a state has 50 electoral votes, why wouldn't it make sense for the two candidates to receive the # of votes proportionate to the # of people who voted for them? 60% vote of the state votes for Candidate A, who gets 30 of the 50 electoral votes, and 40% votes for Candidate B, who gets 20 electoral votes.

 
If you were starting from scratch, and a state has 50 electoral votes, why wouldn't it make sense for the two candidates to receive the # of votes proportionate to the # of people who voted for them? 60% vote of the state votes for Candidate A, who gets 30 of the 50 electoral votes, and 40% votes for Candidate B, who gets 20 electoral votes.
If you met people from another world...trying to explain our current voting system would confuse them.  Trying to explain YOUR system would make them blow up our planet.  Haha

 
Another accomplishment never before seen... just opening a valve up north so all that water will flow to Socal so that the tumbleweeds will stay green




Can’t he just show up there and tell God to make it rain? 

And is Canada gonna tariff us for the water they’re somehow pumping into California?

I miss when we merely had a moronic president who didn’t also go out of his way to hurt people. If this kinda stuff was the only s#!t that made me wish he wasn’t president, I’d be thrilled. 

 
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I think it would be fun to write a fantasy book that takes place in the world that’s inside Trump’s head. Where there is actually a mystical place up north you can go (after fighting your way through a monster infested forest) where you can open the ancient valves built by the now extinct dwarven race who had a prophecy that convinced them they should save this future, height-gifted people who will come after them but be born in the south, just out of the kindness of their hearts. But after they created the valves they found out that the orc leader just wanted to stop all of the water from leaving “up north” so he could create a bunch of water parks for his people to play in, and slaughtered all of the dwarves to keep it all a secret. But one of them escaped and with his last dying breath passed on the information. This was then lost to time inside some dank dusty old library and found by accident centuries later. 

I dunno. It’s just a rough draft. 

 
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Is this real life? Really?

Rake the forests.

Turn on the pumps and flip some valves for unlimited amounts of water flowing up (sic) from the Pacific NW and Canada.

And then just keep the tumbleweeds green.

Problem solved.

And the ancillary benefits. Less water going to Vegas, SoCal and the Imperial valley from the Colorado river. We’ll just fill up Lake Powell in no time. No more watering restrictions. Unlimited growth in the arid SW. This guy’s a frikken genius. Why didn’t anybody else think of this? Just turn on the pumps.

I’d love to see him take a deep dive into water law  :lol:

 
Maybe Nebraska could send some irrigation pipe and center pivots to Cali? They could irrigate the forests right after they rake them.
i would like to see someone try to put a center pivot in those mountain ravines and try running it through the trees and gullies.

 
Is this real life? Really?

Rake the forests.

Turn on the pumps and flip some valves for unlimited amounts of water flowing up (sic) from the Pacific NW and Canada.

And then just keep the tumbleweeds green.

Problem solved.

And the ancillary benefits. Less water going to Vegas, SoCal and the Imperial valley from the Colorado river. We’ll just fill up Lake Powell in no time. No more watering restrictions. Unlimited growth in the arid SW. This guy’s a frikken genius. Why didn’t anybody else think of this? Just turn on the pumps.

I’d love to see him take a deep dive into water law  :lol:
Imagine thinking this guy is qualified to be the leader of what was once the free world.  That's the kind of thinking that believes democracy isn't being systematically dismantled  right before or eyes and that Trump didn't know anything about Project 2025 even though that plan, verbatim, is being implemented as we speak.

The scary part is that's not even the dumbest thing he said on Day 5.  Abolishing FEMA and having the states all, individually by necessity have to man their own disaster relief agencies while waiting to be hit be a catastrophe.  That sounds efficient.  

Can Trump really be that dumb?  Or is that just a diversion from what's really going on?

 
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