Ratt Mhule
Active member
Bingo! But do bang them whenever possible!Don't date superficial girlsDamned good advice.1. Be as attractive as possible (gym, haircut, shower, etc.)
2. Don't talk about weird stuff
3. Don't drive a stupid car
4. Don't dress like an idiot
5. Be witty
6.Yes, go to bars.
7. Don't ask guys on message boards about the best way to meet chicks
sh#t dude, if a girl cares about what kind of car I drive, she can kiss my left nut. I like to wear t-shirts and jeans bc they are comfortable for me, if a girl won't date me bc of that they can kiss my right nut. And if a girl won't date me bc I don't spike my hair and look like some douche from the Jersey Shore, she can suck my d!(k! Wait...suck my right nut...suck my left nut...suck my d!(k...those don't sound too bad when I think about it :LOLtartar Shawn Watson approves this message