Youthful Shenanigans

[Redux]

Somebody doesnt have any stories to share.....

 

[Creighton Duke]

Well, I've never done drugs so, no; I don't have any stories of your caliber to tell.

 

[Redux]

Well, I've never done drugs so, no; I don't have any stories of your caliber to tell.

I think you misinterpreted my story. Drugs were never my forte. I was a boozehound, not a coke mule. My roomate on the other hand went balls to the wall for a couple years. Some pretty dark stuff. Grew up though. Got married last Decembet. Texted me last April and said "8pm and just now realized it was 4-20, guess we all gotta grow up sometime."

Me on the other hand, lots of beer and random booze stories.

 

[ADS]

One time in high school I came home from a party and was so drunk I didn't realize that I pissed in one of my mothers potted plants.

#yolo

 

[Redux]

I got so wasted for the Huskers season opener two years ago I passed out at 3am and awoke around 4:30am to take a leak. Thought I was in bathroom but was only a few feet from bed. Ol lady was not impressed.

#yolo

 

[GSG]

Before I disclose anything, I have to look up some statutes of limitations in Iowa

 

[sd'sker]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

 

[Redux]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

 

[ADS]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

 

[NUpolo8]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

I run a brothel.

 

[Redux]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

I run a brothel.

Directions? And is there a Groupon available?

 

[NUpolo8]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

I run a brothel.

Directions? And is there a Groupon available?

The best way to get to all my hot chicks is to download this app on your phone called Grindr. It might freak you out at first, but be cool, it's just a cover. Soon enough some really cool dude will want to meet you somewhere and give you the directions to my place with hot chicks. Works out great.

 

[knapplc]

In my youth I committed petty theft on numerous occasions.

I rolled/totaled my car.

I was involved in over a dozen bare-knuckle, bloody fistfights.

I dated a stripper.

I wandered around campus in my underwear, drunk.

I shattered windows in a residence with balloons launched from my backyard, then hid from the consequences.

I set an entire ditch on fire.

I nearly burned my parents' house down. More than once.

EDIT

Forgot at least one:

I (and friends) hotboxed our cars on numerous occasions.

 

[NUpolo8]

In my youth I committed petty theft on numerous occasions.
I rolled/totaled my car.

I was involved in over a dozen bare-knuckle, bloody fistfights.

I dated a stripper.

I wandered around campus in my underwear, drunk.

I shattered windows in a residence with balloons launched from my backyard, then hid from the consequences.

I set an entire ditch on fire.

I nearly burned my parents' house down. More than once.

You also patronized the Tubbery.

 

[Ulty]

Knapplc's 2nd grade photo: