The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

You can't shake the whore Shawn Watson tree and expect an angel offensive coordinator to fall out.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson taught 2 guinea pigs to row a boat. He taught a 3rd guinea pig to shout "row." These guinea pigs are what powers Shawn Watson's "masturbation station."

 

[ADS]

Shawn ain't yo buddy, guy. And Shawn Watson ain't yo guy, friend.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson apologizes for saying "big tittied freakshow."

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson's drink of choice? Red wine mixed with painkillers, cough syrup, and bath salts. Lots of bath salts.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson wants some of that internet money, like Canada got.

 

[GSG]

That Shawn Watson was a smart guy. He was the president of Rome!

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson knows what he has to do to get rid of all those douchy little vampire kids. He has to burn down the hot topic in the mall.

 

[AK-47]

Shawn Watson set a possum loose in the Flint Tropics' locker room.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Even Shawn Watson throws out the faceplam to the HP crew.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Then Shawn Watson grins his evil grin knowing his HP lemmings are carrying out his plan of world domination starting with this board.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson knows what he has to do to get rid of all those douchy little vampire kids. He has to burn down the hot topic in the mall.

Shawn Watson wishes he was a douchy vampire kid. At least he could fit in then, fame and success sucks!

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson would like to thank Tim Beck for stealing his idea of knocking the half a back down to a quarter of a back, and promoting the quarter of a back to a half a back... Douche bag!

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson knows Frederica Bimmel

 

[AK-47]

Shawn Watson = mastermind of the Penn State cover up... Too soon?