I like boobs.
I'm generally a pretty coordinated person. I don't fall down. Except maybe if I'm walking up a steep hill on a sheet of ice. I always catch myself if I trip. I was the star player of my soccer team in college for the 1 season I played, scoring 50% of our goals. I think it's small detail that we didn't win any of our games and we only scored 2 goals all season, but I guess that's a matter of opinion.
Anyhow, the other day at work it was super rainy, and I made the smart decision in the morning to wear sandals to work. I was headed out the door and looked back to half hold the door open for someone then turned around right at the top of 3 cement stairs down to the cement parking lot. My foot literally just went right out from under me like I had stepped on a cloud and I fell from the top of the stairs and landed sprawled spread eagle on my stomach.
The only reason I didn't smash my face on the pavement and lose teeth is because of boobs. So, thank you boobs.
I'm generally a pretty coordinated person. I don't fall down. Except maybe if I'm walking up a steep hill on a sheet of ice. I always catch myself if I trip. I was the star player of my soccer team in college for the 1 season I played, scoring 50% of our goals. I think it's small detail that we didn't win any of our games and we only scored 2 goals all season, but I guess that's a matter of opinion.
Anyhow, the other day at work it was super rainy, and I made the smart decision in the morning to wear sandals to work. I was headed out the door and looked back to half hold the door open for someone then turned around right at the top of 3 cement stairs down to the cement parking lot. My foot literally just went right out from under me like I had stepped on a cloud and I fell from the top of the stairs and landed sprawled spread eagle on my stomach.
The only reason I didn't smash my face on the pavement and lose teeth is because of boobs. So, thank you boobs.