Iowa Joke Thread

i get the sense that a lot of iowa fans want to convince nebraska fans to accept mediocrity. as if us accepting it will make it ok for them to also accept it. like there thinking goes, "hell, if even neb. has given up recruiting, why should we even try." but we know our issues and many of them are the same as iowa's. but we will not accept mediocrity. we may face it and have to deal with it, but we will not accept it. we will always strive for championships and to remain competitive at a high level. so if you want comfort in your situation, find it from within. not here. but my advice to iowa fans is to demand more and be better. and honestly, iowa has had a lot of good seasons recently that should give them reason to have high expectations as well.

 
It has been allot of fun for fans around the country see you guys turn on each other, your coaches, your University, and of course the lowest of low, your 18-21 year old players. Yes you have class, it just happens to be low!
did iowa turn on each other when they went 4-8? no one knows, because no one was watching.

 
Back when Nebraska was good, you would tell these jokes and were smug about it. Now that they are not so good, and will probably never be at the same level again, you have to be biting your tounges a little while telling them. Why? Because you may very well get your asses kicked on Friday! Tell me that you are not at least a little nervous!

Whe we do kick your asses, will you stand and applaud like you used to do when Nebraska was a real winning program? I don't think so. You will be booing Martinez, the coaching staff, and frankley, the entire team. History is just that, it is history. You have had a good one, but it is gone! Pam Andersen used to have nic etits too, but those are long gone! It has been allot of fun for fans around the country see you guys turn on each other, your coaches, your University, and of course the lowest of low, your 18-21 year old players. Yes you have class, it just happens to be low! Pelini was right when he calle dall of you a whining bunch of focks (or something like that, it was hard to understand with all of the rage).

Last joke........Tom Osbourne has done all of this to your beloved program and he has laughed all the way to the bank! He has pulled all of the strings and made many of the decisons from behind the scenes. You still think he is god? He has fleeced Nebraska along with the fans, and you all keep sucking him off!
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Whats a joke, is how Hawkeye fans think their football team is relevant. Only two sports Iowa has that is even relevant, are wrestling and NOW somewhat basketball.

 
Whats a joke, is how Hawkeye fans think their football team is relevant. Only two sports Iowa has that is even relevant, are wrestling and NOW somewhat basketball.
I went to the "first annual" game with CU and UI, like two years ago, when CU won by 30 amazingly there was never another meeting of this "classic"... CU > IU...

IU only relevant in wrestling.

Edit: CU = Creighton

 
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Back when Nebraska was good, you would tell these jokes and were smug about it. Now that they are not so good, and will probably never be at the same level again, you have to be biting your tounges a little while telling them. Why? Because you may very well get your asses kicked on Friday! Tell me that you are not at least a little nervous!

Whe we do kick your asses, will you stand and applaud like you used to do when Nebraska was a real winning program? I don't think so. You will be booing Martinez, the coaching staff, and frankley, the entire team. History is just that, it is history. You have had a good one, but it is gone! Pam Andersen used to have nic etits too, but those are long gone! It has been allot of fun for fans around the country see you guys turn on each other, your coaches, your University, and of course the lowest of low, your 18-21 year old players. Yes you have class, it just happens to be low! Pelini was right when he calle dall of you a whining bunch of focks (or something like that, it was hard to understand with all of the rage).

Last joke........Tom Osbourne has done all of this to your beloved program and he has laughed all the way to the bank! He has pulled all of the strings and made many of the decisons from behind the scenes. You still think he is god? He has fleeced Nebraska along with the fans, and you all keep sucking him off!
You'll come back when Iowa loses so we can laugh at you right?

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Iowa Man Accused Of Drunk Driving, Fighting Police While Naked

Police took Roberts to the University of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics to get his injury treated. The situation deteriorated from there, according to officials.Per KETV:

Police said while in the emergency room lobby, Roberts took off his pants and "caused a scene." Later, when he was discharged from the hospital, Roberts refused to get dressed and started two fights with the deputy while he was still naked.

"Mr. Robert was uncooperative the entire time," the complaint states.
 
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What does a head coach of a college football team that is not nearly as good as they used to be think about the fans?

Our crowd. What a bunch of f------ fair-weather f------ — they can all kiss my a$$ out the f------ door. 'Cause the day is f------ coming now. We'll see what they can do when I'm f------ gone.

Oh yea, this was after a game where thousands of fans and students left the game well before it was over (well, I guess it was actually over, the time had just not run out). Is it only fun to support them when they win?

 
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