The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson chews gum really loud during finals.

 

[knapplc]

Shawn Watson also thinks Nickelback is the best, most misunderstood band of all time. Of all time!

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson was turned on by Adam's "mangina" on Workaholics last week

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson likes to do man stuff like taking a sh#t with the door open, going on river boat gambling trips, and making his own beef jerkey.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson is the head of the WGA, the World Canadian Bureau.

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson will be playing Abraham Lincoln in Steven Spielberg's upcoming film Lincoln.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson likes to leave hot pockets after he spends the night.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot%20pocket

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson paid for it with straight cash homie.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson is going to be snappin' necks and cashin' checks. He wants to make bank bro!

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson's sh#ts smell like roses

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Shawn Watson taught me how to love a woman and punish a child.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Shawn Watson once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Shawn Watsons poop is considered currency in Argentina.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Shawn Watson rode a bull from san antonio to milwaukee just to pick up his dry cleaning.

 

[2ndNnine]

Shawn Watson just bought the Manheim Steamroller box set.