The Sock Puppet Rides!

Just got off the phone with my source. Here's how it's going down. Eichorst is going to sign Mark Richt tomorrow night and will announce that he's bringing his own staff with him so no Frost as OC. Sunday at the Nebraska/Creighton game, he will be introduced to the crowd. At that time, someone will hit the lights, Pavelka will scream BAH GAWD THAT'S JIM TRESSEL'S MUSIC as Tressel repels down from the ceiling from a rope made of sweater vests. He slams Richt with a steel chair, signs his contract on the scorer's table, and brings Frost out as his new OC. Husker nation rejoices, nine months later Lincoln experiences a record number of births, we all meet at PBA one year from Sunday to celebrate our Big Ten title and #1 seed in the CFB Playoff.
Out of this whole crazy mess I hope it isn't Mark Richt.

 
Oh no...Beez said its not Jim Tressel!! That must totally mean Jim Tressel isn't going to be Nebraska's Head Coach!!! Because Beez said so on a message board!!!

 
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Just got off the phone with my source. Here's how it's going down. Eichorst is going to sign Mark Richt tomorrow night and will announce that he's bringing his own staff with him so no Frost as OC. Sunday at the Nebraska/Creighton game, he will be introduced to the crowd. At that time, someone will hit the lights, Pavelka will scream BAH GAWD THAT'S JIM TRESSEL'S MUSIC as Tressel repels down from the ceiling from a rope made of sweater vests. He slams Richt with a steel chair, signs his contract on the scorer's table, and brings Frost out as his new OC. Husker nation rejoices, nine months later Lincoln experiences a record number of births, we all meet at PBA one year from Sunday to celebrate our Big Ten title and #1 seed in the CFB Playoff.
Can't stop laughing

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I wonder, 26 pages into this thing and counting, if the creator of the.sock.puppet imagined he'd be creating a character this popular. One could equate this to Faux Pelini's popularity, on a HuskerBoard scale.

I'll be interested to know the answer to that when this is all over.
its been a ride, for sure... so, very socko!

 
Just got off the phone with my source. Here's how it's going down. Eichorst is going to sign Mark Richt tomorrow night and will announce that he's bringing his own staff with him so no Frost as OC. Sunday at the Nebraska/Creighton game, he will be introduced to the crowd. At that time, someone will hit the lights, Pavelka will scream BAH GAWD THAT'S JIM TRESSEL'S MUSIC as Tressel repels down from the ceiling from a rope made of sweater vests. He slams Richt with a steel chair, signs his contract on the scorer's table, and brings Frost out as his new OC. Husker nation rejoices, nine months later Lincoln experiences a record number of births, we all meet at PBA one year from Sunday to celebrate our Big Ten title and #1 seed in the CFB Playoff.

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Just got off the phone with my source. Here's how it's going down. Eichorst is going to sign Mark Richt tomorrow night and will announce that he's bringing his own staff with him so no Frost as OC. Sunday at the Nebraska/Creighton game, he will be introduced to the crowd. At that time, someone will hit the lights, Pavelka will scream BAH GAWD THAT'S JIM TRESSEL'S MUSIC as Tressel repels down from the ceiling from a rope made of sweater vests. He slams Richt with a steel chair, signs his contract on the scorer's table, and brings Frost out as his new OC. Husker nation rejoices, nine months later Lincoln experiences a record number of births, we all meet at PBA one year from Sunday to celebrate our Big Ten title and #1 seed in the CFB Playoff.

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Isn't that how Owen Hart died? I think an entrance by batman rope is a bit over the top...but I thought the rasslin bit was classic, well played sir.

 
Just got off the phone with my source. Here's how it's going down. Eichorst is going to sign Mark Richt tomorrow night and will announce that he's bringing his own staff with him so no Frost as OC. Sunday at the Nebraska/Creighton game, he will be introduced to the crowd. At that time, someone will hit the lights, Pavelka will scream BAH GAWD THAT'S JIM TRESSEL'S MUSIC as Tressel repels down from the ceiling from a rope made of sweater vests. He slams Richt with a steel chair, signs his contract on the scorer's table, and brings Frost out as his new OC. Husker nation rejoices, nine months later Lincoln experiences a record number of births, we all meet at PBA one year from Sunday to celebrate our Big Ten title and #1 seed in the CFB Playoff.
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