The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[Count 'Bility]

Relax, man. I'm joking. I think the Fyfe-Armstrong-Stanton debate is stupid at this point. So I decided to troll.

I know. I'm trying to add to the discombobulation.

Oh good. Because I was being serious.

God help you then. Cuz I'm serious. I thought you were joking.

 

[QMany]

Since the mods are NUpolo is now deleting all posts that NUpolo doesn't like, I'll put this here:

In response to defending the Big Ten from coaches' comments:

"Who cares? It's not a relevant issue."

Proceeds to create own status update with coaches' comments regarding the Big Ten.

 

[knapplc]

Since the mods are now deleting all posts that NUpolo doesn't like, I'll put this here:

In response to defending the Big Ten from coaches' comments:

"Who cares? It's not a relevant issue."

Proceeds to create own status update with coaches' comments regarding the Big Ten.

Don't drag the Mods into this. We didn't delete anything from that status.

 

[NUpolo8]

Since the mods are NUpolo is now deleting all posts that NUpolo doesn't like, I'll put this here:

In response to defending the Big Ten from coaches' comments:

"Who cares? It's not a relevant issue."

Proceeds to create own status update with coaches' comments regarding the Big Ten.

I posted that to show how the Big Ten expected us to raise the level of respect to the conference, not to assimilate down to it.

 

[Redux]

Whose up for ice cream?

 

[walksalone]

walks, how are you any different than Polo given you constantly gripe about Beck but Pelini gets a pass from you? He hired Beck didn't he? I'm not a Bo fan either. The guy's had plenty of time to put his mark on this program. Tommy has had what, 11 games?

I never did say we were different...

But did I go full retard in the TA thread about people giving their opinions?

 

[SandhillshuskerW]

walks, how are you any different than Polo given you constantly gripe about Beck but Pelini gets a pass from you? He hired Beck didn't he? I'm not a Bo fan either. The guy's had plenty of time to put his mark on this program. Tommy has had what, 11 games?

I never did say we were different...

But did I go full retard in the TA thread about people giving their opinions?

I really don't want to get in the middle of this entertaining fight that some of you guys are in.......but this word really upsets me. As a parent of a special needs son, I get tired of hearing this word and I always have a nice little chat with my high school students for using it. It's tough to teach our children not to use words like this when we use them in our every day language.

 

[GSG]

I've watched the first three games of this season. Can someone show me where Tommy Arm-so-strong has drilled tons of defenders between their numbers and they've dropped them?

74Hunter keeps bringing this up and I can only recall one, maybe two, maaaybe three times.

 

[StPaulHusker]

I've watched the first three games of this season. Can someone show me where Tommy Arm-so-strong has drilled tons of defenders between their numbers and they've dropped them?

74Hunter keeps bringing this up and I can only recall one, maybe two, maaaybe three times.

I guess I'm not sure how many in total, but I think I can recall at least 3 against McNeese St not including the INT. Would have to go back and re-watch the game. Which I refuse to do except for the final minute

 

[GSG]

I've watched the first three games of this season. Can someone show me where Tommy Arm-so-strong has drilled tons of defenders between their numbers and they've dropped them?

74Hunter keeps bringing this up and I can only recall one, maybe two, maaaybe three times.

I guess I'm not sure how many in total, but I think I can recall at least 3 against McNeese St not including the INT. Would have to go back and re-watch the game. Which I refuse to do except for the final minute

But he makes it sound like Tommy either throws a TD or throws to the defender every play. He puts the "hit the stone-handed defenders between the numbers" line in almost every one of his posts about Armstrong.

 

[Redux]

Its happening but its not nearly as concerning as he is making it out to be. Obviously we cant afford to be the turnover machine we have been in the past but I feel like overall Tommy is improving in this area.

 

[Count 'Bility]

It didnt happen once against Fresno. Yes, I remember a couple instances against McNeese other than the pick 6 that were right in the hands of defenders. And one of them, had it been caught, wouldve also went back for a TD. There was also a couple against FAU. It was a topic, that a few of those throws against Mich St and Wiscy will be picks. Particularly Westerkamp's behind the back catch. That's probably an int against better competition.

But no.

And yes, it appears Tommy has raped and pilleged the life of 74Hunter

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

It didnt happen once against Fresno. Yes, I remember a couple instances against McNeese other than the pick 6 that were right in the hands of defenders. And one of them, had it been caught, wouldve also went back for a TD. There was also a couple against FAU. It was a topic, that a few of those throws against Mich St and Wiscy will be picks. Particularly Westerkamp's behind the back catch. That's probably an int against better competition.

But no.

And yes, it appears Tommy has raped and pilleged the life of 74Hunter

I approve of this post.

 

[beanman]

It didnt happen once against Fresno. Yes, I remember a couple instances against McNeese other than the pick 6 that were right in the hands of defenders. And one of them, had it been caught, wouldve also went back for a TD. There was also a couple against FAU. It was a topic, that a few of those throws against Mich St and Wiscy will be picks. Particularly Westerkamp's behind the back catch. That's probably an int against better competition.

But no.

And yes, it appears Tommy has raped and pilleged the life of 74Hunter

I approve of this post.

I approve of Jarvis' wife's axe wound.

 

[True2tRA]

It didnt happen once against Fresno. Yes, I remember a couple instances against McNeese other than the pick 6 that were right in the hands of defenders. And one of them, had it been caught, wouldve also went back for a TD. There was also a couple against FAU. It was a topic, that a few of those throws against Mich St and Wiscy will be picks. Particularly Westerkamp's behind the back catch. That's probably an int against better competition.

But no.

And yes, it appears Tommy has raped and pilleged the life of 74Hunter

Right? Geezus I am seriously wondering what the hell Tommy did to him?